what am i doing with my life

a brief history of successful fuckups

01 Sep

tattletalestrangler:

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you

01 Sep

princeaobooboo:

#and you know each seriously was said in a different tone

#and you know exactly which tones i’m talkin about

(Source: sealien)

01 Sep

This is the Hogwarts Express, reblog to get on it.

riddlemetom:

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01 Sep

(Source: spnfans)

01 Sep
Watch it!!! You won’t regret it!!

I lie through my teeth. You will. When you’re crying on your bedroom floor rocking back and forth and clutching yourself you will regret ever watching anything I ever recommend to you  (via escarletes)

(Source: captainarlert)

01 Sep
Watch it!!! You won’t regret it!!

I lie through my teeth. You will. When you’re crying on your bedroom floor rocking back and forth and clutching yourself you will regret ever watching anything I ever recommend to you  (via escarletes)

(Source: captainarlert)

01 Sep

queenmerbabe:

queerpoc:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I have a love for her that runs deep.

01 Sep

khanyoujohnlockndropit:

virtuosovillain:

I genuinely think it’s because Americans think we’re inherently distrustful.

Everybody in the background is in love with Tom Hiddleston

01 Sep

rapldashing:

when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you

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01 Sep

myheart137:

capt9rs:

chepibola:

rnozzarellasticks:

memeluvr2:

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

luigi! at the disco

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already